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"Last week,
I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw
that statement."
~ Mark Twain
~ Shared
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"The secret
of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
and to have the two as close together as possible."
~ George Burns
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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"Santa
Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
~ Victor Borge
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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"Be careful
about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
~ Mark Twain
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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"By all
means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
~ Socrates
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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