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"My luck
is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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by Jim Dakis |
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"Money
can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant
form of misery."
~ Spike Milligan
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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"Until
I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP."
~ Joe Namath
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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"I don't
feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for
my nap."
~ Bob Hope
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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"I never
drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in
it."
~ W. C. Fields
~ Shared
by Jim Dakis |
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