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"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~ Shared by Jim Dakis "Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan ~ Shared by Jim Dakis "Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP." ~ Joe Namath ~ Shared by Jim Dakis "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." ~ Bob Hope ~ Shared by Jim Dakis "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W. C. Fields ~ Shared by Jim Dakis

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