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Funny quotes about life - Rest
is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees
on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching
the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
"If you don't know where
you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
At bank, post office or supermarket,
there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril:
the shortest line moves the slowest.
Funny quotes - "Outside
of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's
too dark to read."
Wise men talk because they have
something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
For every action there is an
equal and opposite government program.
A man is known by the company
that keeps him on after retirement age.
Nature gave man two ends –
one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since, man's success
has been dependent on the one he uses most.
I don't at all like knowing
what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
Friendship with one's self is
all important, because without it one cannot be friends with
anyone else in the world.
Quotes about life -The main
thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
"Give me a stock clerk
with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give
me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk."
Everyone has the ability of
making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving
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